mutton cunt

When a girl's vagina tastes a little funny. Sometimes the "mutton-esque" flavour comes on as the result of middle age.

When you eat out the snatch of an 18-year old girl, it tastes quite a bit like lamb chops.

But when you eat out some dirty old cougar, it tastes kinda wonky. A mutton cunt!

BAAAAAAA!

by Pollup January 14, 2008

Lady Muttons

Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.

Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.

Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!

by x BILKO x September 6, 2016

Muttr

A vent website that supports trolls while banning normal users.

Alex: Hey do you use Muttr?
Carl: Haha yeah. I troll people on there!

by KillMeBltch June 11, 2019

Laced Mutton

An old Victorian term for a prostitute.

That expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.

by Plumm July 26, 2012

muttsarella

A loveable mutt, one who loves everyone he/she comes in contact with. A very social, people friendly dog.

Our dog is a real Muttsarella. A Muttsarella is ALWAYS a house dog!

by Big Rodent September 28, 2006

mutten

West-Flemish derogatory term, defining a person who is rather dreary and dull.

Ey mutten! Wa es da mee u hoofd! - Translation: Hey Fool! What is that with your head?

by Roeland, Pieter, Stijn en Gert March 18, 2006