Mississippi meat hawk

The act of perching yourself in a tree, with a full on rager, above a park trail. you may wait for hours perched in the tree for the right "prey". you leap from the tree screeching like a hawk, you tackle your prey and land your rager in the girls/guys orphus.

Bob: Did u hear about Joe getting arrested?

Sally: No! What happened?

Bob: He pulled a Mississippi meat hawk on a cop!

by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011

Meat missle

N.
Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.

I let her play with my meat missle until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

beat the meat

slang for masturbating

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.

by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004

Dead Meat

A Person who's getting killed

Your Dead Meat!

by Rob October 25, 2003

meat bassoon

Old-musician slang for a dick.
Usually referenced as such when referring to oral sex.

"the first time I saw her,
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."

copyright Doug Clark & hot nuts

by dave_CO February 6, 2007

Matoe

A ridicolous creature that does ridicolous things, and forces others to join in with it.

-Damn there go a matoe
- Run!!

by booBooq123 July 26, 2009

beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017