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Your Dead Meat!
by Rob October 25, 2003
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1. A person who's gonna die or is already dead.
2. A limp penis.
1. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: *whimpering* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
2. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: "Nah, I'm actually kinda hard."
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
by Siphiwe Tshabalala July 20, 2018
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Probably the best youtube channel I've seen. Makes awesome kill count videos and barely gets copyright. (Well except for Jason takes Manhattan but who cares because that movie is shit)
Guy 1: How many kills are in The Mist?
Guy 2: Watch Dead Meat.
Guy 1: Ok.
by Dropped My Idiot November 04, 2018
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A name for someone who posts rubbish comments on public chatrooms
ie Jesus who is that deadmeat who posted that?
by Natasha September 16, 2003
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When a man is done cumming and loses the desire to jerk off or his sausage is in the process of becoming soft
Chad: Bro are you jerking off right now?
Kyle: Nah man my dick is deadmeat now bro.
by CrosscomicYT June 22, 2019
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Dead Meat is to have sexual intercourse with a girl who is passed out from drinking to much.
Hey that girl is is out. Lets take her up stairs and Dead Meat her.
by Dennis September 29, 2004
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