kippers

The after coffee poo.

Man, I just had a coffee and I just can't keep my poo in my ass

by prepH May 14, 2004

Promise Keeper

A man of the homosexual persuasion.

Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.

Look at those two guys over there chowing each others cable (see:chowing cable) and being sensitive, what a couple of Promise Keepers.

by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004

trapper keeper

a trans girl (trap), who you want to be your trophy wife except you can't afford her 'cause you're a scrub

better clutch your trapper keeper close, there's some loaded chasers at this party

by fish trap July 16, 2018

Keeper

A Keeper is a person who is the best 2vs2 pilot in X-Wing vs. TIE-Fighter and X-Wing Alliance. More over, he stays up late because he is bored and fills out dumb stuff like this. Luckily, he actually lives a normal college life on the weekends. Keeper more over, challenges people to play him in previously stated LucasArts titles at www.zone.com.

That unknown pilot just scored 100k and got a 3 k/d. Must be Keeper!

by Jonathen Dough April 14, 2004

The Keeper

The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.

Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.

by Scooterpie April 30, 2005

Kopperstad

The act of being a greedy, cry baby, bitch with a severe case of <i>Carpethead</i>.

I'm never smoking anyone out again cuz no one smokes me any of their shit. Even though I stole it from mother. Shit, nigga, fo sho.

by Rob December 22, 2004

kipper mits

After you've given a dirty woman a good old fingering and what not. waking up in the morning to find that your hands stink of sea fish.

Denim: "fukin hell, my hands stick of kipper"
Neil: "some would say you have kipper mits"

by simowazere October 22, 2008