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The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)
Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"
Related Words
The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.
I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.
Dry hump by amber February 13, 2004

Dildo Hump

Humper donald duck
Hi Mr. Dildo Hump
Dildo Hump by PoopyBug January 23, 2017

Jump 'N Hump 

A dance move in which a person will come up behind the dancer or other person and proceed to hump/dance with them until the person turns around, at which time the jump 'n hump individual runs away avoiding recognition and leaving their victim confused and stunned. The literal translation deriving from being physically jumped and then humped.
Girl: (dancing, somehow gets separated from other girls/friends)
Guy: (starts dancing behind her)
Girl: what? (starts to turn around)
Guy: (Turns to girl next to her and starts dancing looking unaware)
Girl: Watch out Meg, there's some guy here doing the Jump 'N Hump.
Jump 'N Hump by Bre MO November 6, 2008
To have sex, but with your clothes on, usually a male to a female. The male rubs his hard cock over a female's vagina. He humps her until she cums or he cums or both.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.
Tom: Hey, Mindy. Whatcha doing tonight?
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.

Later That Night

Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*

Rome Hump 

The name for a bizarre body type common to women in Rome, New York. Unlike a normal women, who, as a result of female hormones, will gain weight mostly in her hips and thighs, then all over, a Rome woman will often gain weight in her upper body, especially on her back. The result is an odd, top-heavy looking person with fat arms, a fat stomach, wide rounded shoulders and a hump on the back, yet slim hips, skinny legs, and no buttocks. Think of the main character in the Dilbert comic strip, only if he was a linebacker and a woman.
1.) Let's go to Wal-Mart in Rome and count the Rome Humps!

2.) Humpologists agree the Rome Hump may actually have originated in Taberg, New York.

3.) I was in Utica, but I saw an epic Rome Hump on this one girl!

Rome Hump by certainlynotgwen January 18, 2009