baked goods

a sexy stoner chick

bro: aw man whose that hazy hottie with the tidi?

dude:oh dude that chick, shes always high, shes baked goods... but i dunno her name.

by dooooooooooooooood August 13, 2011

damaged goods

This is when you date someone (usually a girl) who has just recently been dumped by a guy. Usually when the guy dates the girl and then dumps her after a few days because he realizes she has appearance problems which he didn't notice before

Are you serious!! Dude she's damaged goods, you shouldn't even think about dating her right now.

by Samiz January 17, 2008

gonosyphiherpeles

Gonosyphiherpeles is the worst super STD originating from the Southern California area, most likely bred in Paris Hilton's echo valley vag. The disease has spread to the eastern shores of the US, and can be found most commonly in guidettes.

Males show no symptoms of the disease and will experience their penis falling of after six months of intercourse with a carrier whore.

Symptons of gonosyphiherpeles include the following: Super red love orifices, herpes(obviously) and a thick green discharge coating the mucus membranes of the vagina.

If a carrier whore is on her period, her tampon will most likely be a crusty mix of red, black, brown and green.

Nathan: Dude, I think I'm going to nail that new chick Cheyenne.
Justin: The one from California? No way, she nailed over thirty guys and got gonosyphiherpeles

by Trey Black April 23, 2008

Goodsies

Opposite of dundies. Like when your high you feel good and you can smoke more weed

:you goodsies yo?
:im goodsies yo you goodsies?
:im goodsies yo

by LilCheech&LilChong December 9, 2012

goods

goods as in food and supply.

we need to go to the store to get some goods

by Monk_Gem January 11, 2017

Canned Goods

I child is adopted and taken overseas for the sole purpose of illegal organ transplanting.

"Just between you and me, rumors say Johnny Doe was once canned goods for the Rockefellers."

by A_fabulous_assertion February 7, 2020

a real goofster

a real goofster is uncle chicken cock

"yo uncle chicken cock is fucking a baby"
"hes a real goofster allright

by HappyBTW February 9, 2022