grand slam

actually fucking dying from alcohol/drugs

Tad: dude i think Chad hit a fucking grand slam!
Brad: should we take him to the hospital?
Tad: nahhh, let him enjoy it, it might have just been a home run
RIP Chad

by ongekyume September 16, 2019

queef grand cherokee

the act of blowing weed smoke into a womens vagina then reinhaling it

my boyfriend tried a queef grand cherokee with me the other day, he said it got him really high

by twistaj May 24, 2010

Judy Garland

the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.

Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

old grand dad

a wonderful brand of wiskey. great taste and gets you hammered

man that old grand dad last night kicked my ass.

by an alcoholic October 23, 2005

Grand Pearl Pooh-bah

After completing a Grand Pearl Pooh-bah in Hexic for the xbox360 you then have sex with 50 girls in 2 minutes, only sticking your dick in 49 of them. On the 50th you cum on her face while yelling "Grand Pearl Pooh-bah bitch!". Similar to the Sassafrass method (see Sassafrass).

The only way that geek Peter will ever have sex is if he completes a Grand Pearl Pooh-bah.

by Grand Pooh-Bah October 17, 2006

Garandoo

Garandoo is used in a greeting between Excel and Pedro from Excel Saga. The original meaning is unclear but the word appeared in a Japanese singer's album title. The singer was well known for wearing skimpy clothes and people wondered if the hair on his stomach wasn't from...down there. The definition of the word is now considered to be thick body hair and how this has to do with Excel and Pedro using it as a greeting is unknown.

My friend's wife has garandoo, I sort of feel sorry for him.

by Rave September 4, 2005

Grand Marshall

The oblivious, slow driver that no one can pass leading a long line of aggrevated drivers behind him, like he is the Grand Marshall in a parade.

Geezzis... I wish this Grand Marshall would pull the freak over so I can get to work!!!

by puttycake December 1, 2009