florping

florping is where you go to a fresh grave shit in the dead persons mouth make them swallow it then jump on the bloated stomach then a second person slurps it out of their penis/vagina

yo dawg, lets go florping tonight!

by personguy35435 January 18, 2025

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Flarking

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping

Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.

by MattyBrady May 9, 2025

flarking

flarking, jorking your peanits but in a farkle from girl meets world way.

oh my god im flarking it

by tyfawn July 17, 2025

floating

A word with some very different uses and feeling associated with the action of floating
One of either

1) a state of mind where one feels like they're half dreaming or is existing slightly outside the moment, semi-detached from reality.

2) one is going along with the flow/what happens around them or doing actions and experiencing moments without thinking or fully knowing what's going on.

"I've not been paying attention I'm just floating"
"I'm just going to float this holiday"

by leam ooblek January 5, 2026

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

high-floating

bombastic; high-falutin’.

Your write-up is full of high-floating words.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011