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Final Fantasy VII

One of the best games ever, and it even has a prequel that just came out today called Crisis Core for the PSP. If only there were as much fans of it where I live as there is elsewhere...
Classmate: "Hey Teevo, have you been playing any Halo 3?"

Me: "No, I've been playing Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core"

Classmate: "What? Hmm, never heard of it. Sounds like an unknown game series."

Me: "No one here understands how good the Final Fantasy franchise is!"
by Teevo March 25, 2008
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Financial Light

Nickname for the beer 'Natural Light', which is one of the most inexpenisve beers around.
Dude 1: Hey man, What are you drinking?

Dude 2: Financial light all the way! it might taste like shit, but it sure is cheap!
by ChaDMcBaDD March 28, 2009
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financial fucking

A: "Yeah when i saw my roaming charges from my European vacation I was shocked"
B: "It was a financial fucking?"
A "Yeah they raped me dirty, a sick financial fucking."
by jop1229 April 21, 2009
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Financial-Bulimia

A mental condition that causes a person to take great enjoyment or pride in returning a recently purchased item to get their money back.
My wife loves to shop all day then returned a large portion of items at the end of the day because she suffers from Financial-Bulimia.
by bigsky March 8, 2009
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financial oncologist

A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.
He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.
by pennlawyer December 30, 2010
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Financicles

Those things that you are grabbed by during budget cuts.
That department is screwed, the CFO has them right by the financicles.
by thespacecadet May 19, 2017
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Financially impotent

A grown man who cannot provide or isn't willing to provide for himself or his family.

A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt

A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.

A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.

A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.
Financially Impotent: A grown adult man who cannot provide for himself nor his family.
by Truth seeker 71 August 9, 2018
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