crotch munchkin 

Tiny man-made flea sized creatures that attack the genital area. Men mostly affected.

Stumps ate 3 crotch munchkins for breakfast.

crotch munchkin by Ted Peepers November 6, 2003

crotch grease 

the lubricant that forms around your ball sac when the temperature becomes too hot.

The crotch grease is building up around me so much you would think we were in an autoshop.

crotch grease by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

Crotch Fruit 

A pregnant woman's baby.

Angelina has got Brad's crotch fruit growing inside her.

Crotch Fruit by Divadi January 13, 2006

crotch watcher 

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

crotch watcher by Joe April 7, 2005

crotch cricket 

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

crotch cricket by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

crotch failure 

The hole that develops over time in the crotch of one's pants due to leg friction and usage.

"I sat on the wooden bench and felt something cool between my legs - I looked down and realized my balls had slipped out due to crotch failure."

crotch failure by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

crotch dump 

n. A newborn baby

Look at my newborn crotch dump.

crotch dump by southernfury January 3, 2010