waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.

*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)

by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008

crappatoni

cheap pasta from a can

I was so hungry, so I went down to the bomb shelter and found one lone can of crappatoni. I think it was spagetti-os, but the label had disintegrated years ago. It was gross.

by Lenaaa November 12, 2007

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009

Crappic

Crappy traffic. Term coined by Point 94.1 Little Rock traffic man Roger Martin.

Watch out for afternoon Crappic.

by mk941 March 6, 2009

crappey doodles

a koolio way of saying oh crap oh i messed up

crappey doodles i drop my lip gloss in that guys pants

by erikasmall May 8, 2009

crapple sauce

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life

"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"

by shoosterjama July 31, 2009

crappin hell

Something you can say when something bad happens and you cannot use worse swear words.

Teacher "John you failed your math quiz!"
John "crappin hell!"

by Becky P7602 October 8, 2010