Computer

A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information.

a Computer, PC, Laptop, Notebook, PDA

by Ben9534 January 18, 2006

Wang Computers

Saturday Night Live parody, in which young kids hock Wang brand computers.

"Wang Computers: My friends want me to come out and play ball. All I want to do is stay in my room and play with my Wang!"

by Johnny Hockett October 7, 2006

Personal Computer

See PC.

See PC for examples.

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

Apple Computers

Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life

Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...

by The dude who tries to use neither May 29, 2008

computer ketchup

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.

Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

by SMD October 18, 2004

computer penis

Slang term for USB flash drives; Describes the phallic appearance of flash drives when inserted in USB ports

My new laptop doesn't have a disk drive, I think I need a computer penis.

by Bailxexb December 9, 2008

apple computer

the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003