Batshit

Bat's feces

I pranked Amy by replacing her Civet Shit coffee beans (Kopi Luwak) with some batshit. She drank the brew & that's how she caught China virus.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

dizzy bats

A drinking game. played by cuttin the end of a wiffle ball bat off and filling with beer. The beer is chugged and the bat is placed with one end on the ground and one on your forehead. the amount of time it takes to chug the beer is the amount of spins around the bat you take. when your done someone pitches a ball and you must hit it and run the bases without falling over..or you go again.

Hey lets get tanked on some dizzy bats tonight.

by g-rizzthriz August 26, 2009

bagsy

1,to claim something you want
2,to not do a job that you dont want to do
3,various words and actions have been added so if you are last to say bagsy then you can make up something and everyone else has to do it or do the bad job or not get the good thing but this can go on for ever and can cause fights

1,"bagsy i get to go in the front of the car"
2,"bagsy im not goal keeper"
3, "turn around touch the ground hop and bounce touch blue pull a face bagsy not goal keeper"

by baldwin tunip hop February 10, 2007

batty wash

Semen, cum, jizz.

A slang term, originating from the Jamiacan/West Indian slang for a gay man "batty boy," perhaps originating with the misbelief that homosexuals often wash each other in their own semen.

Also spelt: "botti wash" or "bati wash"

"What's that white stain on your pants Dan? It looks like you didn't clean up your batty wash."

"I'm going to spray you with my batty wash, Seana!"

"Fuck you Dhruvin, I know you just masturbated, you better clean that batty wash off of your hands before you touch me"

by balbir December 7, 2011

Basy

derived from the word "busy". This is strictly a glasgow saying, particularily within the west end and medical school area. basy has evolved to have many meanings. it must be taken in the context with which it is said, see examples below.

basy is predominantly an insult. if someone were to say to you in sauchihall street glasgow.... " Aye you hink yer basy mate" it may mean... "yes my friend, you seem think your something special". or one may say... "aye how basy are you" and this would mean "haha check u ya tool" so it depends on what context it is used in. only experienced basy-ers can use it correctly, if it is used wrongly one may seem very silly to other basy users. basy may also be used to disrupt lectures and public events when silence is required. this is particularily prevalent in glasgow university medical school....where students have been known to have a tourets type outbirst of basy during lectures or medical balls. basy is not stricly a noun however, it can also be an adverb, as one can actually "be basied". this is where a basy-er sneaks up behind another person, and does a look of sheer disgust behind them while another mate takes a photo. this sort of immature behaviour brings shreeks of laughter to all other basyers as the person who has been basied is unaware of the situation. beware, cos basy belly and baldness shal get ya!!

by Domenic May 23, 2006

atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty

A monsterous joint, that when rolled, consumes most of the bud that was purchased from a bag. This can be rolled with no less than two papers spliff or filling an entire blunt without splitting the outer casing goddie or godfather.
This can not be smoked by any more than two people; inducing a coma-like high that lasts for hours and ends with a trip to a burger or taco establishment.

Opposite of eeny teeny weeny beany micro-thinny

"Hey, are you gonna whip out that atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty, or am gonna have to light the eeny teeny weeny beany micro thinny."

or a response to seeing a HUGE joint...

"Jeez, thats an atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty."

by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006

Batty Licker

Batty licker means to be really nice to people usually when you want something. It means you want that thing of them/want to be their friend so much you would lick their bum. There is an action. You get your hands and imagine you are pulling bum cheeks apart then you lick in one straight line.

1 - 'Omg you look soo pretty'
2 - 'thanks!'

LATER
3 - 'You are such a batty lickerr'
1 - 'Uh i dont think so!'

by Mollzyy February 23, 2008