by Kastl11 March 30, 2009
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any unsightly american female, characteristics include but are not limited to: baby factory, purple/stained sweatpants w/ or w/o hooded sweatshirt or betty boop "T", rain-boots all year round, public breast feeding, foul smelling, ill tempered, can only be weighed at a tractor trailer weigh station, has stopped using make up, has given up on herself due to marriage/child birth and no longer feels the need to wear make-up/actual clothing/comb hair/shower or bathe, possible mustache, deep often raspy or nasaly pig-voice, unrational feelings of entitlement, demanding, hooved, drives Super SUV agressively in situations that dont call for agressive behavior, watches oprah+Dr. phil+dr. oz+american idol, was "once" a high scool cheerleader, has "used up" look, is hateful and bitchy at all times, entire wardrobe advertises child/husbands high school...because that still matters, extensive moo-moo collection, fully stocked pizza purse, food in every orifice, carries twinkie reserve, allows dog/pet to deficate at will indoors and out with out clean-up. pushes "poly-stroller" of screaming terror offspring through all public places, refuses to reprimand or parent destructive hell spawn children, farts and burps remorselesly in public, cellulite cellulite cellulite, uses husband as wallet without providing adequate compensation visually/emotionaly. and many more
hey dude i got stuck at work because this shaved ape would not stop bitching and whining about our return policy!
this shaved ape let her swine children run loose and destroy my store!
this shaved ape let her swine children run loose and destroy my store!
by rent-a-pig April 21, 2011
Get the Shaved ape mug.Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.
That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.
What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.
That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!
What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.
That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!
by Wonkavator July 8, 2004
Get the spotted-ass ape mug.The angry ape is a complicated and twisted sexual act; it requires a willing man and a sometimes unwilling dwarf, midget, or downie. To complete this unimaginable deed, one first probes the female's vagina with both fists in the doggy style position, and then proceeds to insert the hard on into the anus, whether it is clean or dirty, shaven or hairy. Once in this position, the male has entered the hunched-over ape stance that gives this act its name, and only needs to proceed with fucking both the anus with the erect penis and the vagina with the fists. While doing the female, it is a requirement but usually a side effect to make inhumane apelike noises. Once orgasm has been attained, discarding of the female to the proper trash receptacle is recommended.
"Hey Chris, why are you dragging a midgetted downie to the trash can?"
"I just did the angry ape... and don't worry Matt, i recycle."
"I just did the angry ape... and don't worry Matt, i recycle."
by GMW and CJM October 24, 2006
Get the the angry ape mug.A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.
John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.
by Christopher D Miller December 14, 2008
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