I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

edward 40 hands

A legend among modern men. His name was edward, and he had 40 hands.

Person 1:

"Dear God, does that man have 40 fucking hands?
Person 2:

"Yes. He is Edward 40 hands."

by a filthy sack January 15, 2021

freshman 40

The extreme version of freshman 15, with today's obesity, many teenagers are finding trouble with weight entering College.

Person 1: Wow, I haven't seen Robyn since last year?
Person 2: Yea she definately got hit hard by the "freshman 40"

by Spenceg15 November 16, 2007

MP 40

A German sub machine gun intended to replace the MP 38. It was the second most wildy distributed gun in World War II (next to the Soviet PPSh 41). MP stands for machinepistole, the German equivlent of Sub Machine Gun.

by disco stu September 30, 2003

hippie 40

A large 22 ounce bottle of strong, craft brewed beer such as Lagunitas, Dogfish Head, Revolution, or Sierra Nevada. Commonly found in the hands "heady" characters seeking a fat buzz and some chill vibes. Goes well with jam bands and cannabis.

Chad: "Yo dawgy dawg, let's go scoop some hippie 40s and hit up couch tour!"
Willie: "Yeah man"

by Doctor Ass December 14, 2013

single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

by Retard_Ryan April 9, 2023

E-40

rapper that represents the yay area. 707 and 510, although most people dont know it cause he doesnt show it off, he currently lives in danville,ca-925.

e-40 is the hottest rapper from the bay, i cant believe he lives in danville!

by layla2 July 22, 2008