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Zonk

A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it
Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk
by Bigballsct December 14, 2021
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zonk

1. hit or strike.
2. fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.
1. "Charley really zonked me"
2. "I always just zonk out and sleep straight through"
by Arminkshipper July 29, 2024
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Zonk

A person who is king, he/she deserves everything in the world and gets play from everyone known to man.
by Fag with stretched rectum March 18, 2025
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Zonk

A person who goes to sleep at 7 pm and gets pegged every other night.
Classic Zonk getting off the games at 7 pm, have fun getting pegged loser.
by Big Busta April 12, 2025
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zönk

Zönk has no exact meaning. Zönk is an expression of emotion, or replacement to an unnecessary word in a sentence.
'Im pretty zönked that i cant go out due to the rain"

"Me and Jennifer totally zönked last night, and she let me zönk in her mouth".

"The Doctor said the cancer test came back zönkkers. Cant explain how zönked i am with the news".
by Lukas Bronwyn July 19, 2022
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Zonk out

To fall asleep, usually a deep sleep. It happens after a long day or doing drugs, commonly happening quickly or without warning. It may be one of the best kinds of sleep.
You're not gonna zonk out after smoking that bowl, are you?
by RubbingAlcohol March 23, 2009
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Zonk out with my Donk out

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.
Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."
by Weenman September 6, 2018
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