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Zonk

- To go to sleep.
- The act of sleeping (zonking).
- Totally cool.
- Vomitting.
- I really need to zonk out.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
- That is so zonk.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
by wisebutweary June 21, 2003
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Zonk

Sleep is most often defined by, “a condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.” American slang has hence taken the basis of “sleeping” and reformed it into conditional words, often grouped as synonyms of their fore-bearer. Zonk is one such word. The literal definition of which is, “ to fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.” While sleep and zonk are very similar, sleep has more a dreamy and wistful connotation to it. Zonk, however, is a more violent word, often associated with power naps or a sudden urge to go into heavy sleep (see Stage 4 REM cycle). If one were to, in pure theory, say they were sleepy rather than zonky, then that mayhaps imply that there is a slight edge encouraging them to close their eyes, but not quite enough to make them truly, and wholly, zonk.
I’m finna fucking zonk, Mark.
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Zonk

A gag prize or worthless item (Origin from "Let's Make a Deal")
The contestant gave away $1500 for the curtain. She ended up getting zonked.
by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003
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Zonk

A very rude gesture harnessing the use of prayers. Also the name of a really cool car.
"I'll give you my car which is named Zonk if you let me zonk you 5 times." "Deal"
by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 3, 2023
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Zonk

When you don’t know what you’re even on, where you’re at, what you’ve been, or who you are.
“I’ve said I’m zonked when I’m not even passed out” - Brody
by Sonk but with a Z September 6, 2020
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Zonk

A word to say when you want to steal the tacos.

(i want tacos...)
“Zonk”
“Uhh”
*grabs tacos and runs*
by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 19, 2020
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Zonk

Refers to a woman having a huge attractive round booty. Iyt is known for being bigger than a "donk"
My friend E-dubb is thick and she got the zonk!!
by Mr Eric J February 3, 2012
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