New Zealand

A place where absolutely nothing happens. The most boring place in the world. Great to live in if your 70, retired and want a life of serenity and sheep, but not if your a youth looking for excitement. Seriously don't come to New Zealand if you want to have fun!

Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"

by Icyrox January 18, 2009

New Zealand Carwash

The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.

Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!

You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?

Me: No, no it was not.

by pulzd March 16, 2011

New Zealand

A useless country which the natives (Maoris) believed they "fished up". Well known to get down and dirty with its sheep population.

New Zealand History (Maori POV): Aw bro, did ya know that we fished up da North Island? It was sweet as cuz...

by Myswordpl0xsu November 6, 2009

Zalan

A very skinny hungarian w extremely good looks and a large penis, usually surrounded by many women at a time (for sex)

“Zalan is so hot!” - every women

by StankSwaggy February 4, 2021

new zealandish

What you see in a blondes search history as she is about to go on vacation to New Zealand.

"Oh my god, Becky, I am, like, about to go on vacation and I don't even know how to speak New Zealandish"
- Every Blonde Chick 2016

by Swaggy the Pirate August 21, 2016

Zalan

The best guy you'll ever meet. He's funny, smart, has a lovely voice and face and will always be there for you when you need him. Big dick energy, will play games with you and give you all the hugs.

Ily bro

You: something bad happened

Zalan: Cmere, I'll give you a hug

by gramaticalyincorect March 20, 2021

New Zealand

New Zealand is roughly around 2220 KM's from the greatest country on earth..... Australia. Some people mistake the name New Zealand for "Australia Junior" but Australia is better in so many ways. For starters, the word bro isn't chucked around after every sentence, we don't have sheep constantly around us, we can pronounce words such as six, fish and chips and rich without saying "sux, fush and chups and ruch". In conclusion, Australians do it better

"Let's go to New Zealand for a holiday"

"Nah I don't feel like rooting sheep, lets go to Australia"

by Dylan (The Aussie) August 3, 2008