Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009

Wooden onesie

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

Wu-Tang Woodson

Also known as WT Woodson, this school from Fairfax, VA kicks the ass of all other high schools due to great sports teams, relatively low levels of dumbasses, and a great coalition against communism. Sometimes considered a prick school, but really that title goes to Langley and TJHSST.

Interviewer :So what the hell does WT stand for?
Interviewed Guy: ...Wu-Tang?

Prick: You go to WT Woodson? *scoff*
America-supporting-student: Fucker, this is Wu-Tang Woodson *roundhouse kick*

by ScrewTJ April 16, 2009

Woodser

an annual event held by UF Law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.

"What's the festering scab on your lip? Is that herpes?"

"Yeah. I went to Woodser."

by Big Freeze UFL February 6, 2010

Wooden Koala

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.

Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!

by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010

Wooden Medal

the prize you should get for 4th place as gold is for 1st, silver is for 2nd, bronze is for 3rd

Even though Charlie finished outside the top 3, he ran a good race. I think he deserves the wooden medal.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009