wonkery

Engineering for the sake of engineering.

Backbone.js can seem like pure wonkery, but it supplements the development of client side apps simply.

by inreflection February 17, 2013

Willy Wonker

The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.

Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.

by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022

A Willy Wonker

A male reproductive organ.

Hey guys! Guess what? Hilary Clinton gots a Willy Wonker!

by Steve is June 22, 2008

Wonkie

Out of sorts. Uneven. Unclear.

If I look at it to long my eyes go wonkie.

by Benanahead May 23, 2018

Kitty Wonkers

A term used when everything goes wrong, or you seriously fucked something up

"God dammit, everything's gone kitty wonkers"

by Reginold Daring July 17, 2009

Wonker

A wog wanker.

Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.

by hodolee January 31, 2009

Wonkler

A person who has a stick up their bootayye. They crash all parties and kill fun.

You see that wonkler?

Yaaa THAT explains why the party is GARBAGE

by Toasted thumbnails December 30, 2018