Winston Churchill's ashtray 

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

Winston Churchill's ashtray by griggy June 20, 2011

18 wins, 1 Giant loss

A play on word used to describe the conclusion of the New England Patriots 2007 season in their loss at Super Bowl XLII. They had a perfect season coming in with 18-0 and lost to the New York Giants 17-14, hence 1 Giant loss.

18 wins, 1 Giant loss - the conclusion of the New England Patriot's near perfect season.

18 wins, 1 Giant loss by Maybelline February 8, 2008

Carmen Winstead

hi my name is Carmen Winstead, im seventeen years old. Those mf girls pushed her in a sewer hole.

"heard of carmen winstead, AUGHHH

Carmen Winstead by qu@andal3d1ngle March 10, 2022

trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

trumpet winsock by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

winstology 

the study of knowlage that his not comprehandable to the average being

yo bro, thats some winstology shit right there

winstology by Farty McSimmons March 23, 2010

Winsle 

1.(Adjective) describes the state of unnecessary stress. During these times of useless struggle, panic is demonstrated along with fear afterwards.

Guy1: Hows life?
Guy2: Winsle

Guy1: Yesterday, i was like winsle over this project.
Guy2: Didn't you work for the whole day?

Winsle by what the world!?!? November 13, 2011

Winscho-Withdrawal 

A feeling of numb emptiness felt by all individuals once they have returned home from their erasmus.

Symptoms:

A general lack of interest and commitment in the day to day activities of home life.

An inability to get excited and/or happy over issues which, prior to departure for erasmus, would trigger the above emotions.

Listening to upbeat music first discovered whilst on exchange that now leaves one with a strong sense of nostalgia and general sadness.

Giving up trying to explain to others how special your time away was because the words do not yet exist that would do it justice-
And frankly, They dont even know.

Example:

Person 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Clare? She seems so much cooler and more worldly since she came home from her erasmus but sometimes she gets this glazed 'far away' look in her eyes every time I play Austrian house music"

Person 2: "Oh, haven't you heard? She has a severe case of 'Winscho-Withdrawal' "

Winscho-Withdrawal by D118 September 23, 2012