by John F. Spunkle October 20, 2009
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Sane person: Stop trying to cram your wokeabulary words in to our once pristine language.
Sane person: Stop trying to cram your wokeabulary words in to our once pristine language.
by THEREALPERIOD March 22, 2021
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by I, Wreckerrr March 11, 2021
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Isaac: That information on the interweb sure is splendid!
Donahue: Yes, sir. And it gave me one hell of a wikerection.
Donahue: Yes, sir. And it gave me one hell of a wikerection.
by Isaac/Ashley February 1, 2008
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adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Wokeaphobia:
1. (From woke, meaning "awake", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that too much awareness, too much "wokeness" leads to a decline in awareness which creates the opposite of the intended result. Possibly related to Ilithiophobia.
2. An awareness, and aversion, to individuals who are self centered, and who believe that their opinion is the only one that matters while any counter opinion makes you racist, stupid, a bigot, ect. Ironic since it's actually the opposite, the woke person's view of others is actually a self reflection.
N. form: wokeaphobe.
adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Wokeaphobia:
1. (From woke, meaning "awake", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that too much awareness, too much "wokeness" leads to a decline in awareness which creates the opposite of the intended result. Possibly related to Ilithiophobia.
2. An awareness, and aversion, to individuals who are self centered, and who believe that their opinion is the only one that matters while any counter opinion makes you racist, stupid, a bigot, ect. Ironic since it's actually the opposite, the woke person's view of others is actually a self reflection.
N. form: wokeaphobe.
1. Many people call out stupidity in politics and social interactions due to the fact that they're wokeaphobic.
2. "You didn't vote for the person that I wanted to win the election! You're wokeaphobic!"
3. "How dare you use a male pronoun! I recently decided to start identifying as non-binary. You're wokeaphobic!"
4. "I am so tired of politics being about yes or no, left or right, up or down, black or white. I just want equality, fairness, and to end corruption. I guess I am wokeaphobic."
2. "You didn't vote for the person that I wanted to win the election! You're wokeaphobic!"
3. "How dare you use a male pronoun! I recently decided to start identifying as non-binary. You're wokeaphobic!"
4. "I am so tired of politics being about yes or no, left or right, up or down, black or white. I just want equality, fairness, and to end corruption. I guess I am wokeaphobic."
by DP_Forever October 4, 2022
Get the Wokeaphobic mug.(Noun). A person so consumed with being woke that they cannot make it through a single day without demonstrating how woke they are; often to the detriment of personal and professional relationships.
The wokeaholics were so outraged at the lack of diversity that they immediately demanded that additional roles be created in Hamlet to include a trans-Asian polar bear and a 7 legged bi-curious octopus named Pat.
by DoctorToxicityTheGreat March 2, 2021
Get the wokeaholic mug.The reincarnation of God disguised as an American actor, he tried blending into our society by creating a movie but failed. It "took" our lord and savior over 5 tries to create the I did not hit her scene, in reality it was just a way to convince us that he is human but the 4chan elders are starting to crack down and decipher what god is saying in the form of memes, soon enough we will know the meaning of his genius lines which make no sense when you look at it for the first time but in reality it's really just God communicating with the other elder ones like KEK and God Emperor Trump to reunite and banish Cthulhu for once and for all.
TL;DR: Tommy is God that has traveled to earth to find the other gods there in order to banish octopus man
TL;DR: Tommy is God that has traveled to earth to find the other gods there in order to banish octopus man
Tommy Wiseau: i did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit i did not hit her! oh hai mark
Mark used as a suit by KEK: We must unite the 4chan fags to kill the bigger furry fag, lol.
Tommy Wiseau: k i'll
Mark used as a suit by KEK: We must unite the 4chan fags to kill the bigger furry fag, lol.
Tommy Wiseau: k i'll
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