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white, upper/ upper middle class male 

the group of people who must take all criticism without argument and are not allowed to be a "victim" of anything; though, they do know people make themselves a "victim" only when they allow themselves to be (not counting crime)
Man! If I wasn't an upper-middle class, white male I wouldn't be afraid to express my views.

upper middle class white girl syndrome 

Being so bored you feel the need to shop
Bob: Dude, we have a problem. Dave is suffering from upper middle class white girl syndrome.

Phil: What?

Bob: It's serious, man. I think we have to amputate.

Phil: Amputate what?!?!

Bob: His manlyhood

upper white trash 

A slur used to describe persons, specifically North Americans, of European descent who, relative to and in spite of their middle-class income, possess a remarkable lack of cultured behavior. Behavioral characteristics of upper white trash generally include a prediliction toward blatant and unrefined self-centered materialism, a distinct lack of social responsibility, and a profoundly inward world view, most often distinguished by rashly-decided politically conservative beliefs, often based on one issue such as taxes.
Despite their healthy double incomes and a substantial inheritance, the Johnson's, a stereotypically upper white trash family, were not interested in living in a character home in a well-established neighborhood near the university, but preferred to build a McMansion with a peculariarly ostentatious two-storey grand entryway in a new suburban tract where, despite there being 3 feet between the houses, there would be plenty of space in the four-car garage to park their Escalade, Lincoln Navigator, jet skis, ski boat, and where there would be plenty of space in the game room for a 15 seater hot tub with built-in plasma tv and flashing LED lights for their Nascar parties, and where they would be closer to the local two-year community college where their kids could go rather than spend money to fund the "liberal" ivory towers of the four-year university, and finally where they'd be closer to the malls and those big fun megachurches where no gay marriages will ever take place.

Upper Decky Wine Cellar 

Throwing a zynnachino in the top shelf of your lip in the back of your mouth.
Kyle: You pussy throw me a ferb germ I'm tryna fill this upper decky wine cellar

Brad: Suck my nuts pussy I ran out yesterday
Kevin: I got you bro, toss that wintergreen cheddar bob up in the cellar

Upper West Side White Woman 

A democratic, environmentally conscious, feminist, who historically has the sense of humor of a doorknob.
"Wow, that lady over there has no sense of humor, she must be an Upper West SIde White Woman."

Upper-Class White Trash

a person which comes from a poor to middle class family but you would never guess this due to their style, intelligence and sophistication.
You had no clue how poor I was growing up cuz I'm Upper-Class White Trash!