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Elephantitis Vaginitis

The swelling of a woman's vagina that is so large her vagina can obviously be seen through her pants. Sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the vaginal lips. The easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women wearing lycra shorts or pants.
OMG, Andrea has the worst case of elephantitis vaginitis I've ever seen. She really needs to wear something to cover that up!
by vinspector December 18, 2011
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Virginitis

What a girl gets after she gets all stuck on the first guy to penetrate her. Symptoms include geting all clingy, blowing up his cellphone tracking his whereabouts,calling mutual friends to look for him, etc. Can last anywhere from a few days to many years.....depending on how severe the case is.
Sadly, Rachel was unable to find another boyfriend after she caught virginitis from Bill.
by o1aztekdog August 31, 2006
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silica vaginitis

Irititation of the vagina due to the presence of silica (sand).
Damn, she has a bad case of silica vaginitis today.
by eatmypoopyyouwhore August 4, 2006
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Vaginitis Silicosis

Vaginitis Silicosis is the scientific term for "Sand in the Vagina". A person who has sand in their vagina is typically someone who whines inconsequentially about anything and everything. They are pissed off by the slightest things and will whine and bitch at any given opportunity, much to the annoyance of everyone around them.

Someone who suffers from vaginitis silicosis is generally not fun to be around. They will ruin any good and fun occasion by finding something to bitch about.

It is important to note that one does not actually need to have a vagina to suffer from vaginitis silicosis; many males frequently display symptoms of this disorder despite the fact that they do not have an actual vagina.
Bob: Dude, Joey is bitching that we decided to go to an actual Mexican Restaurant instead of Taco Bell. He's whining about the price.
Rob: Clearly Joey suffers from an acute case of Vaginitis Silicosis.
Bob: Clearly.

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Joey: Doctor, everyone keeps picking on me and also I went paintballing yesterday and I got shot a bunch of time and now it really hurts all over!!
Doctor: Well Joey, you're suffering from an acute case of Vaginitis Silicosis.
by Di5ideByZero November 3, 2010
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Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.
"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."
by Picking December 13, 2014
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Vaginitis

is a circumstance when I male acts like little girl, or, can be used to call someone out for not doing what you would like them to do.
If your friend can't go out to the bar because his girlfriend won't let him, and someone asks where he is, you say he has vaginitis so he can't come out.
by Luke Olson October 13, 2006
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vaginaitis

Someone who whines about something too much has "vaginaitis"
Billy, "oowww, this hurts SO bad."
Josh, "WTF, you have vaginaitis you homo?"
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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