tweetpeeve

things done on twitter that are annoying

sending auto dm's for a follow when you are the one that followed in the first place are a MAJOR source of tweetpeeve.

constantly tooting ones own horn is one of my tweetpeeves.

a tweetpeeve of mine is the constant barrage of twitter spam and twitter bots.

by rockdrool December 31, 2009

tweatup

A tweatup is like a tweetup, but instead of having coffee or drinks while networking, it involves eating food at a restaurant. Typically, a tweatup happens in a locally owned or neighborhood restaurant on a slow night (like monday or tuesday), thus giving much-needed business to the restaurant owner.

Join me at a tweatup at Thai Cuisine in North Austin next Tuesday.

by myerman April 25, 2010

Tweetpathy

1. Where someone is so banal a user of Twitter that you can predict what their Twitter feed would feature without bothering to look or, indeed, follow them.

2. The enlightened position of being too apathetic about something to tweet about it. Often a condition linked with Tweetanthropy.

1. When it comes to Jim, I'm have Tweetpathy - it's going to be another post about his baby.

2. The whole election has me suffering Tweetpathy. Can't be bothered.

by Berym November 2, 2010

Tweeturbation

The act of tweeting yourself on purpose, or by accident.

Roy: @roy has some serious tweeturbation happening here!

by wjrcoop October 11, 2012

tweetus

A substitute word for any object for which one cannot recall the precise/traditional/appropriate nomenclature. Sometimes employed when the user is "impaired" by some mind altering substance inhibiting sober vocabulary.

Dude, hand me that tweetus!

"This one?"

Naw man, not the Phillip's head, the other one!

by PhoenixAardvark July 27, 2013

tweetperving

Twitter version of sexting, making flirty, dirty, or sex talks via tweets.

@cutegirl: All I ask for is a comfy bed, a happy simple life, and a good head.

Quit Tweetperving! RT "@thatguy: @cutegirl: All I ask for is a comfy bed, a happy simple life, and a good head."

by TheKMK December 2, 2013

tweetapated

When your so crazy in love with someone you'll do anything for them, anything at all to get their attention, constantly obsessing over their affection as if it were essential to life.

"You aint' hittin the club tonight?"

"Naw, I'm gonna head home and give my girl some attention. It's mani/pedi night, she likes the way I do it so..."

"Dude, you straight TwEeTaPaTeD, you been talking that lame all week."

by The Phreshmaker1700 February 1, 2014