tardomobile

A car whose appearance is retarded...not dissimilar to that of a retard in fact

Haha...Ben's car is a tardomobile

by mr durroo May 25, 2006

Treadmill from teardown

the protagonist of the smii7y teardown series that could've and could've not made people cry for its disappearance for couple videos

OMG TREADMILL YOU'RE BACK! HOLY SH*T ITS FINALLY BACK
Treadmill from teardown b00b

by H.DeLNighT63 April 18, 2022

twaddock

Person with singular talent to annoy anyone sane (and large percentage of the insane).

Armed with a comedy tie, ridiculous self-confidence and an evening's supply of sexist jokes, the twaddock is set for a good evening out.

by minxtales November 11, 2008

tardonaut

Someone who contributes significantly to the field of exploration in human stupidity.

Notice that no one left with her. So either she went alone, rather unlikely, or her friends thought she was an utter tardonaut.

by execute December 15, 2008

tardoholic

Someone who acts retarded when drunk.

Also someone who might be really intelligent when smart, but an instant retard when they start drinking.

You were a total Tardoholic at that party last night.

by TJ Matto June 26, 2009

tward

One who is obsessed with their twitter.

Lindsay Lohan just tweeted her latest bathroom visit. She is such a tward.

by KennyDigital July 18, 2010

tardo toss

playing catch while in a circle of people and the circle is moving clockwise or counter clockwise

Hey, do you guys want to play tardo toss?

by Beytwice August 8, 2012