A firm, donut shaped pillow, worn around the penis. This is used to reduce the extreme pressures of bumping on the pelvic area during crazy intercourse.
This is especially helpful when a girl is lacking in the rear.
In other words, a twankle is a "cushion for pushin"
This is especially helpful when a girl is lacking in the rear.
In other words, a twankle is a "cushion for pushin"
Careful guy: Dude, I got this girl to come to my house later!
His friend: Oh sweet are you going to fuck her?
Careful guy: Yeah but shes really skinny, and I just pulled my groin, so im gonna buy a twankle.
His friend: Oh sweet are you going to fuck her?
Careful guy: Yeah but shes really skinny, and I just pulled my groin, so im gonna buy a twankle.
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Get the twatle mug.~noun~ (twa-lay) When someone is guilty of, or is caught in the act of performing "extra shit" (see definition), which gets in the way of the original plan(s). This person ends up fucking up everything because they cannot stick to the original plans and are acting "twalee."
The original plan was to play an epic round of zombies and then go get something to eat. As soon as the round was over, Pete had to make a phone call to the love of his life, holding the rest of us up from a delicious meal, all the while saying he would only be a few minutes, when in fact he was on the phone for 20-30 minutes and THEN wanted to stop at TWO other stores BEFORE we could go get food, therefore earning him the title of "twalee" for the evening.
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Get the Twalker mug.Combination of the words "twat" and "wallet". Essentially means hooker or someone you have to pay to have sex with.
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