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~noun~ (twa-lay) When someone is guilty of, or is caught in the act of performing "extra shit" (see definition), which gets in the way of the original plan(s). This person ends up fucking up everything because they cannot stick to the original plans and are acting "twalee."
The original plan was to play an epic round of zombies and then go get something to eat. As soon as the round was over, Pete had to make a phone call to the love of his life, holding the rest of us up from a delicious meal, all the while saying he would only be a few minutes, when in fact he was on the phone for 20-30 minutes and THEN wanted to stop at TWO other stores BEFORE we could go get food, therefore earning him the title of "twalee" for the evening.
twalee by Metalmania82 November 10, 2011
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Pronunciation: Twah(low) - leh(high)

It's a West African slang mostly used by Nigerians. When said, it's used to show respect, appreciation or salute someone with higher reputation or swag than you, or even jokingly with friends and family, most especially when you want something from them. For example: help or mostly money. It's said before and after the request has been granted.

In other words it's used for praising a person in other to get something.
When I saw the chief coming, I raised my hands up, stomped my feet and shouted, "twale sir!" and he gave me 50 Bucks immediately!
Twale by Sammy Fash September 6, 2016
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twalee • twalker • taleen • Taleea • Taleesha • Twallet • talee • Taleek • taleena • Taleesa
Taleeah - THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER MEET
Theyre shy but very welcoming once you know them

Very sensitive
But likes to hide their feelings

Very indecisive
Im glad i met Taleeah
She is just Taleeah and I wouldnt trade her for anything the world
Taleeah by Betty Monsoon July 15, 2018
Taleed is an old arabic name

it is usually given to someone of great kindness, care, provides tlc, has heart of gold and brain of einstein. she usually grows up to be a brunette that loves chocolate. she also loves to watch movies and hangout and be part of old school jordanian gossip. she is also very tall.
boy 1: i met this girl that is very nice and caring and pretty.
boy 2: ya i bet her name is Taleed.
Taleed by tooteee January 22, 2011
something that will change your perspective on things and life and switch it around so you see things the other way. weird yet very intelligent when it comes to answering questions based on life. when you find one do not let it go because it will not come back to you. ever.
Today I took a look at life with a taleen point of view.
taleen by nickolas8485 November 22, 2006
A very meaty vagina or twat that resembles a leather wallet.
Dude, you gonna stick your dollar in that Twallet tonight?
Twallet by JaGMaN iz a G April 28, 2011
Taleen is a perfect girl. She's got a stunning body and an even more stunning personality. Her cute face and jokes would make your day bright.
Person 1: "Man, Taleen is gorgeous. I wish she was mine."
Person 2: "me too! She's awesome."
Taleen by vgygrdrrd December 7, 2020
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