Turduckle

An annoying little brother that will eat everything in sight. He is typically a very good actor, tricking parents into doing what he wants. A Turduckle is sometimes not classified as human, for it is more of a turtle-duck than any existing mammal. The Turduckle is a fearsome predator, ruining everything in sight.

Riley!!! Your Turduckle got out again!!!

by the-thirsty-demon December 17, 2019

turdmillets

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets

Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021

Turdulence

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.

Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021

Stuffing the turducken

The act of putting a chicken inside of a duck, which is then stuffed inside a turkey.

The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.

Every year the hardest part of preparing the Thanksgiving feast is the act of stuffing the turducken.

Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.

by Boycetastrophy October 25, 2010

Turduckin

To use the trifecto of the drugs soma, hydrocodone, and marijuana to achieve the "duck dance" (being really fucked up) and talk about it in front of others without anyone knowing what the hell you're talking about.

"What's up bro, you trying to do the duck dance?" ' "Hell yeah I'm down for some turduckin."

by DemonOfDisdain March 1, 2015

Turdsman

A circus worker whose main job is cleaning up animal excrement. Also could be a low level worker at an office or other employment.

The turdsman cleaned up the elephant manure left over from the lion tamers act.

by Norbert Young December 29, 2005

Turdmiration

To admire and envy the defecation of another person.

Eric and Steve went to the bathroom. Eric took a massive dump. Before flushing, Eric asked Steve take a look at his turd. Steve yelled, "I am overwhelmed with Turdmiration. Leave it in there Braaaaa for others to enjoy!"

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009