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Duelling Turds

The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.
Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?

Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
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The Tardis effect

When something looks small from the outside but is much larger inside. Definition derives from Dr Who's Tardis.
That house looks tiny but is huge inside!

Must be the Tardis effect.
by B247E February 1, 2012
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turdstring

The last person you want playing on your team.
Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!
by jonesberger October 6, 2018
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Turdasaurus Rex

a huge, monstrous, corny, dump that has been laid in a public bathroom.
Yo Dave just laid a bloody turdasaurus rex in the Dairy Queen bathroom sink.
by TastyTurdSandwitch July 5, 2010
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Turds of Poseidon

The Turds of Poseidon is a prank to save for the most terrible of offenders, much like the Upper Decker.

You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)

Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.

Good luck, and use responsibly.
Prima was furious at Secunda for fucking his bitch. Little did Secunda suspect, that Prima had a key to Secunda's apartment.

Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.

He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
by Frank Marlowe January 26, 2014
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turdsmirk

Facial expression after crapping yourself and at the same time enjoying the warm cosy feeling.
"My god it smells in here, it must've been Joe, look at his turdsmirk."
by BoomScooter November 19, 2009
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ratta-tatta turds

When turds are expelled from someone’s anus in the manner of machine gunfire.
I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
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