Catching the Wild Turkey

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken

"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014

Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.

Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*

by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015

Houston Stuffed Turkey

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.

Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"

by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015

takeyori

Takeyori is a very kind and cool boy. He always helps everyone, and always respects his friends.

"I wish I was like takeyori! "

by JJ <3 March 21, 2017

turkey drippings

turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid shit coming from the cat's ass after leaving the litterbox. The drippings can also emenate from the nasty ass of humans who are casual about their potty habits.

Our cat, Little Guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty ass turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.

by Frank Giove, July 27, 2007

Thigh turkey

A pre-negotiated technique enjoyed by some spanking fetishists (spankos): leaving the red outline of a hand print on a partner's inner thigh during intense play; an especially popular activity to spanking enthusiasts during Spanksgiving ... ummm ... Thanksgiving time.

Adriana reveals a fondness for creating something called thigh turkeys on her willing spankee. “I love doing thigh turkeys on people, because you can watch the handprint grow.” “Oh, like when you draw one for Thanksgiving!” Katherine responds. "That’s pretty cute.”

by Dex_terity November 22, 2016

Briggsy's Turkey Slap

To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.

Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?

Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.

Denzil: Dirty little fucker.

by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006