Trumpacissist 

A crooked, self-serving, sociopathic, mentally deficient, pathological lying, xenophobic, elitist, bully with advancing dementia and an overwhelming sense of grandiosity.

After one session with my psychiatrist, he diagnosed me as a Trumpacissist suffering from Trumpacissistic personality disorder. I told him he didn't know anything and to go fuck himself.

Trumpacissist by Gettingafterit October 5, 2018

Trampoline jump steal 

When on a trampoline and one another person lands right after you, thus stealing the momentum of the jump and going higher while you go lower.

Dude, you just Trampoline jump stole me! What was that all about?!

Well, I can't Trampoline jump steal you if you would land in the right time.

Trampoline jump steal by Devin J the Snipe October 3, 2011

trumpaloompa 

1. A very small person, with very small hands, who is very small minded. Blindly follows orders of a madman.

2. A Donald Trump supporter.

The trumpaloompa was whipped into a frenzy upon hearing how hispanics destroyed America.

trumpaloompa by misfit0313 June 21, 2016

Trumparents 

The very worst manifestation of fragile and unworthy authority conferred by some parents onto their unsuspecting, impressionable children.

Don't worry, the virus will miraculously die this summer...in the heat.
Child, did your Trumparents fill your head with shit!? The only thing dyin' this summer is your grand pap and it's because YOU brought that COVID infection to him...

Trumparents by YAWA July 5, 2020

trampoline sponge cow

when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.

"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."

trampoline sponge cow by trampolinespongecow August 29, 2021

Cosby Kid Trampoline 

Sealing a toilet bowl underneath the seat with a sheet of Saran Wrap, causing the defecator's shit to bounce back in.

Billy sabotaged the work shitter with a Cosby Kid Trampoline and I got shit all over my taint.

Cosby Kid Trampoline by Choadblower January 15, 2006

trampling 

the act of standing or walking on one's body and face as part of a submissive foot fetish.

the thought of her trampling him in her high heels turned him on

trampling by spazzo September 29, 2005