Trumparents

The very worst manifestation of fragile and unworthy authority conferred by some parents onto their unsuspecting, impressionable children.

Don't worry, the virus will miraculously die this summer...in the heat.
Child, did your Trumparents fill your head with shit!? The only thing dyin' this summer is your grand pap and it's because YOU brought that COVID infection to him...

Trumparents by YAWA July 5, 2020

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TrumpTrends

The official term for insights into the causes and effects in strategy, opportunities, tactics, dealmaking in a Donald Trump governed world.

Thanks to TrumpTrends I'm a millionaire!

TrumpTrends by crdr12 January 22, 2017

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trumparent

Combination of Trump and Transparent. Self incriminating expression of things one tries to hide in their mind.

Dude, you just said it aloud! You are so Trumparent!

trumparent by Amos Elroy December 19, 2018

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Ur granparents tranparents

The worst of them all. WARNING: MAY ERASE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!

Jacob: Ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian!
Mike: I've got a trump card for you!
Jacob: Trump cards are for pussi-
Mike: Ur granparents tranparents
*the world gets erased*

Ur granparents tranparents by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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