TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.
"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.
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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
by artfulmark February 16, 2010
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AIM discussion:
RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?
Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??
RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.
RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?
Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??
RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.
by TheWhatGirl September 11, 2009
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Get the tweatarded mug.The name (not so affectionately given) for the members of the realm Quel'Thelas on World of Warcraft.
This is a Latin American realm and most of the members don't seem to speak english at all and/or are horrible at understanding the mechanics of the game; often leading to an extremely frustrating time for the english-speaking majority of the population.
This is a Latin American realm and most of the members don't seem to speak english at all and/or are horrible at understanding the mechanics of the game; often leading to an extremely frustrating time for the english-speaking majority of the population.
Person1: I'll be ready for an invite in a second, our tank in this random is another Quel'thatard so hopefully we can win this...
Person2: Some of the UD editors are Quel'thatards too! They may reject this definition even though it clearly fits every guideline!
Person2: Some of the UD editors are Quel'thatards too! They may reject this definition even though it clearly fits every guideline!
by L2editUD April 8, 2010
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Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.
by Jackalman December 5, 2007
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