5 definitions by Pariah

Telc - To suck your cum out of your boyfriend's anus.
After Juan came, he telched Pauly and left quickly.
by Pariah February 23, 2005
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1. the absence of logic pertaining to socks
2. an adjective to describe the lack of logic
3. painful undertakings, as in "psychological torture" or " sockillogical torture" when trying to pair socks after doing the laundry
4. bad dress sense; poorly matching clothes.
a. Looking for matching socks in the morning is sockillogical.
b. The businessmen in the photograph were mostly sockillogical in that 3 out of 5 had mismatching socks.
by Pariah February 24, 2005
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Shortened version of YouThink.com
I've spent all day on YT.
by Pariah March 27, 2005
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Using both a condom and anticonception pills when making babies without making babies.
If you're both too ugly to curse this world with a bilateral product, you should be doing it double dutch.
by Pariah September 10, 2003
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