The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoonmug. 
Get the Teaspoonmug. Swelteringly hot.
Hotter than hell.
Stupid hot.
That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.
Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.
Hotter than hell.
Stupid hot.
That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.
Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.
by lillith665 July 30, 2023
Get the teaspoon in a trap housemug. A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022
Get the Teaspoon Rulemug. to chill out, or relax
by the inventors of level a tsp July 26, 2019
Get the level a teaspoonmug. you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...
She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".
by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018
Get the lie like an aluminum teaspoonmug. The word teaspoon is a slur talking about how a person is a very small percentage of a minority and uses it as their ‘trump card’ or what they can use in a argument to counter anything, using it to label anyone as racist or sexist.
by Sekor13 January 11, 2024
Get the Teaspoonmug.