Shetland Pony

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony

Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed

by Davollin December 17, 2008

Svetlozar

A cool guy with very big cucumber.

Omg the last night Svetlozar gave me the d.

by definitely not Svetlozar November 21, 2021

shetland sheepdog

A breed of dog similar to collies, but smaller.

Shetland sheepdogs look like small collies.

by awmm April 5, 2015

shetland pony cock

A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.

Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"

I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.

by JLSK March 7, 2012

svetlana

a cold hearted witch who will sacrifice and burn you the first chance she gets.

dude is she sacrificing us?

yeah man she's a total svetlana and we are going to die now.

by lalala980 March 19, 2019

Shetlandic

A dialect formed in the Shetland Islands.

Words which sooth-moothers don't seem to understand.

The dialect is dieing out because of all the american tv aired in britain.
Now mostly only old people speak Shetlandic.

(Sooth-moothers are southern-speakers)

I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he was speaking in Shetlandic.

by diddybug December 23, 2009

Svetha

A weird idiot who has no clue what she's doing but is a somewhat endearing and funny ass queen

Oh, the other day Jace was walking by, isn't she just the funniest? She's such a Svetha!

by candlestick2498 October 18, 2018