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Svetlana is a beautiful and sophisticated lady. She is an amazing person who cares for you. She loves you with all her heart and cares for you so much you can't even begin to imagine. Whenever you feel down you can count on Svetlana because she will always be there for you and make you feel better. She is the light of the world. She is positive and funny and loving and the greatest sister you could ever wish for. If you ever are so lucky to get a Svetlana in your life hold on to her and never let her go.
Person 1: Hey, your sister Svetlana is so nice.

Person 2: I know she is the greatest sister ever.
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1.)A Russian name, Svetlana is a common Slavic female name, meaning "light", "clean" or "holy". It's taken from the word photine meaning light and St. Phontine was an early saint.

2.)A girl who speaks her mind regardless of what people think, Sexy, Smart, Kind of slutty but not a slut in anyway at all. A Svetlana just loves to show her body but doesn't let anyone touch. A.K.A A Cock Tease.

3.) A confident Bitch
Jason: Did you fuck her yet?

John: I tried to fuck her, but she won't let me, IDK why, I'd love to bang her

Jason: Well that sucks, she's a Svetlana, the baddest bitch to walk the face of the earth, She'll let you look, but no touchie
by ilovesvetlanas June 23, 2008
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a cold hearted witch who will sacrifice and burn you the first chance she gets.
dude is she sacrificing us?

yeah man she's a total svetlana and we are going to die now.
by lalala980 March 19, 2019
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A russian ballet dancer primarily named Jesus, whom everybody thought was the Antichrist. The sent her in a box to Alasks, and wrote "jesus" on the box, but it looked like "svetlana" so she was called that. She went to live with Penguina, and developed a nonlesbian interest in her (although she admitted on live TV that she was bi.) She enjoys going to iHop with Penguina, their close personal very best friend Rleka, and Penguina's dad,Czjham. They then tell the waiter their name is Dregorgle.
Rleka: "Have you scene penguins seen Penguina?"

Scene penguins: "Hello Kitty!"

Rleka: "How about Svetlana?"

Scene penguins: "Fall Out Boy!"
by Rleka July 02, 2007
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