stench trench

a vagina in need of a wash

i made the mistake of falling in her stench trench

by harry lingard March 28, 2003

Stonyhurst College

A posh boarding school located in the North of England. At Stonyhurst, boys and girls spend their parents vast amounts of wealth at the local pub. The school has many long-standing traditions, singing the Our Father in Latin after having a several pints is one of the more popular ones.

Stonyhurst College is a posh boarding school.

by chundermonkey November 29, 2011

Stench Clench

The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.

Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.

by Degenerate Scumbag March 29, 2015

stooche

Someone who is crusty, musty, and dusty.

That person there is such a stooche.

by Mzolz May 18, 2016

Skoncher

The ending lick of a particularly awesome jazz phrase. A person who is extremely adept and playing jazz or bebop.

That guy is a real skoncher! He would even be called a Skonch Master

by Skoncher June 5, 2019

Stoichiometry

In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.

..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.

Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.

by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009

Skonch

An Israeli slang word for the vagina of an obese girl or woman.

When a guy at the mall threw his Cinnabon to his girlfriend to finish, he accidentally hit her in the crotch. Jared started laughing and yelled, "She caught it, right in her Skonch!"

by Aeryck April 12, 2008