stawner

Scottish parochial for a male erection.

'Look at that guys raging stawner! It's huge!!'

by Jimbojetset67 June 11, 2017

Radio Scanner

A device used to see how YOUR tax dollars are being spent.

I like to listen to my Radio Scanner, so I know what is going on.

by DUDE May 8, 2003

Stone Cold Stunner

A Devastating wrestling move originated by Johnny Ace's "Ace Crusher", Steve Austin Kickes the opponent in the gut as the victim sells the gut shot, austin places the opponents jaw on his shoulder in an overhead facelock position. Then Austin drops to the ground in a sitting position, impacting the victims jaw and larynx into his shoulder blade.

"Austin dodged the clothesline..STUNNER!! STUNNER!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHT AUSTIN JUST DROPPED THE STUNNER!

by Tyler 3:16 May 4, 2005

Stunner

noun A person of either gender who is beautiful in every way, especially their sense of humour and behaviour/ generosity to others as well as aesthetically, often (but not exclusively) with great legs. Originally derived from adjective 'stunning' referring to physical beauty, but wider usages expressing socio-political, comedic or moral approval have developed recently.

1. Omg! Meera is such a stunner, i love everything about her!
2. Did you watch Made in Chelsea last night? Francis was on incredible form with his lines about Jesus, what a stunner!

by theofox2011 July 23, 2012

Shanner

A Scottish word beleived to have originated around the Central Belt sometime in the late 20th centurey describing and object (usualy a vehical) which is in a delapedated state of disrepair and generaly an embaresment to the owner.

Example 1

Jock #1 "Here mate, your car's an utter SHANNER!"

Jock #2 "Aye whatever man, your dirtbike's the biggest SHANNER i've ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!"

Example 2

"Mate, i've had enough of this Audi! Its a total SHANNER!"

by Coopertrooper87 November 15, 2012

wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Spannered

To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.

raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!

by dedbult November 27, 2010