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Spunky Box

A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.

The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.

Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.

There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.

Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
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Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.
My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.
by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005
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spucky

South Boston Term for: submarine sandwich, hogie, grinder, sub.
I could go for a nice chicken parm spucky; From 'Dirty John's'.
by Mick O'Connell January 6, 2008
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Spunky Cola

Slang term for male ejaculate.
Pit Girl endorses drinking Spunky Cola.
by PohTayToez December 6, 2010
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spurvy

A combination of a spinner and curvy body type.

1. A conjoining of 2 sexy body types i.e; hubba hubba!!
2. Rarely seen in regions outside of the Pacific Northwest.;-)
"She describes herself as curvy--but she's closer to a spinner for me. So, I'd say she's spurvy."
by Mia, of course... March 1, 2008
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Spursy

(adj)

Meaning 1: To have bags of “potential” and some world class players, but not have the ability or psychological strength to ever achieve anything of value.

Meaning 2: To have victory/glory within your grasp, but then completely shit the bed.
Person (1)

“Did you know that Spurs have the best ground in europe and the best striker in the premier league, but just got knocked out of the europa league by a team who’s manager is currently in prison for embezzlement even though they had a two goal lead?”

Person (2)

“How Spursy”!
by Pablo-boi March 18, 2021
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spunky

used to describe somebody who has attitude, who has a presence.
Alexx says : Hey there Tarek, you sure are spunky today.

Tarek replies : Well thank you Alexx, I've been working out.
by TaLeX May 29, 2005
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