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McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019
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Sean Spicer

*Sean Spicer operates weaponized podium at Glen the reporter*
by Desmond Thrithri March 13, 2017
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spice burger

A meat snack consisting of a large patty of spiced mince beef and/or pork coated in a traditional crumb coating. Spice burgers can be cooked in a variety of ways but are usually deep fried. When cooked their coating turns a ginger or orange colour. They are made and eaten mostly in Ireland and are difficult to find outside of that country.
Spice burger and a single please, Guiseppe! And plenty of salt and vinegar!
by JO'B October 10, 2010
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Sean Spicer

Part of Speech: Verb

Definition: To use the power of bullshit to turn a blatant lie into a fact.
At first they didn't believe the sky was actually a dark shade of magenta but then I Sean Spicered the shit out of the situation and all of them suddenly believed.
by Sml_Yng March 21, 2017
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Ball spice

Slang term for the musk smell from a dirty sweaty scrotum/dick/grundel. Smell resembles taco spice/Mexican seasoning. Most prominent after athletic activities, sex, or from poor hygiene. Good way to prevent it is the use of Gold Bond or some other body powder.
Boyfriend asks girlfriend for some dome.

Girlfriend: "Ew it smells down there. Have you showered today?"

Boyfriend: "Yeah babe I showered twice. Its just that ball spice."
by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023
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spicerism

An explanation that is preposterous, pulled from one's own ass out of desperation.
He has more spicerisms than any Press Secretary in history.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2017
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Jimmy Spice Curry

Inde music and movie producer who started with Sugar Hill Records then went onto produce/direct Lenny Kravitz, and others. He's known for being involved in socially-conscious causes and working for youth rights, environment, anti-racism, and other causes.
Jimmy Spice Curry has some hot new tracks on that album.
by urbansireditor December 21, 2010
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