sporking

Spooning with the addition of a straddle

"I need a lover whos into the sporking"

by vopey May 30, 2005

sporking

also, bisexual spooning

Ben and John curled up cozily sporking after a long hard day of work

by friendfriendfriend February 10, 2007

sporking

same as spooning accept where you and the girl are facing each other

dude dave was totally sporking lori all night

by uganda May 26, 2008

sporking

The shortened version of sport fucking. Having sex outside of any context of a committed relatonship.

I am giving up sporking because I am waiting for a committed relationship.

by Sheri K November 28, 2009

to spork

To have an erection while spooning.

While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.

by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011

Sporked

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

by Essix March 6, 2005

Spork

What happens when a spoon and fork love each other very much.

The fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when I opened it, it was full of sporks.

by LabMom March 18, 2010