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Spoons

Connotation: medical slang

Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.

Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)
Someone: “wanna hang out today?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”
by Sacredfart November 2, 2022
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spoop

A even spookier meaning of the word "Spook".
The language this is most used in are skeletons and their battle commands, in their language it means. "Good calcium makes strong bones!" Which makes them fight even harder, or as they say. "Spook"
Oh fuck, oh fuck man, oh god no! I just came back from the bone zone and all the spoopy skeletons were out to get me. I almost got spooped so hard I could've died!
by Smegma Chicken January 13, 2016
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Spoopy

When something is gloriously scary. Something that is scary and cute is even more spoopy.
I am feeling very spoopy for Halloween this year.
by Spoopy4you December 31, 2015
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spooks

1. Government intelligence agents, see G-men.

2. Anyone involved in espionage.
1. Careful on this phone line, there could be spooks listening in.

2. I heard this place was crawling with spooks, some kind of weapon of mass destruction is being sold or something.
by Alan May 9, 2004
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Boobie spoons

-when you hang a spoon off of your nipple like you would do on your nose
-when your spooning with someone's boobies
-when your grasping a boob and eating applesauce with a spoon at the same time
-when a girls boob has an indent that looks like a spoon was implanted on it
-"Man, that chick has got some big boobie spoons!"
-Latifa is showing me dem boobies poons tonight fo sho
-that girl held that boobie spoon forever!
by G Funk Yo November 18, 2009
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two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.
Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!
by FiremanPhil May 14, 2008
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Spoonster

A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.
Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"

Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"
by reaybe January 30, 2014
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