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Merk session

To scream or yell out obscene words or phrases as you drive past people walking in your car. Better to merk at hot bitches. Always puts a smile on your face
Mark screamed out "suck me bitch" as we drove by these two girls, it was a successful merk session.
by Herbageman420 June 3, 2009
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sess

marijuana, weed, pot, herb, ganja
don't smoke budda, can't stand sess
by red reverse January 25, 2005
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Adam Sessler

1. The co-host of the G4 television program, X Play. He is assisted by Morgan Webb

2. To wear a horrible t shirt.
man, where did you get that shirt? Adam Sessler's closet?
by Mat Cothran July 15, 2008
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Session Depression

Session Depression is the come down experienced by a person (or a group of people) after a heavy drinking session spanning over at least 2 days. The depressive state, after the session can last up to a week.
After a heavy weekend Tom phones John " John, I have a bad case of session depression, I'm never drinkning like that again"
by V8_Manga December 10, 2009
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Youtube Session

When a group of friends sit around a computer and share youtube videos that they have found in the recent weeks, and take turns sharing said videos.

In a Youtube Session, there is an unspoken rule about taking turns, usually in a round robin style, but is often broken when someone exclaims that everyone "has to see" the video they have in mind.

An abbreviation of "Youtube Session" would be "Youtube Sess", with "Sess" pronounced as "Sesh".
"Charlie, great Youtube Session the other night. I didn't know about Wombo Combo until Heather showed me."

"Oh, my, god. You NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO, TIME FOR A YOUTUBE SESSION"
by Kangaroo captain December 10, 2009
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fap session

The time you spent furiously masturbating to porn.
*skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session
by cyahick November 23, 2013
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pole session

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session
by jeff petch January 26, 2008
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