Solobation

To masturbate

Is the hand lotion ok to use? No, it's my husbands for Solobation.

by Swayze pants October 5, 2015

Stock Solution

Something of great importance to chemistry experiments

Mike: "What's that?"
Colin: "THE STOCK SOLUTION"

by AlexSol April 13, 2008

e-solation

The deliberate decision to go on vacation without a laptop computer, no smart phone, and no contact whatsoever with the cyber-world; or to take a break from such contact.

"I can't wait to go on our camping trip!"
"Can you survive roughing it in the middle of nowhere without tweeting or posting on Facebook?"
"You bet! I'm gonna enjoy my e-solation!"

by MILatino February 28, 2011

bandaid solution

A solution that doesn't solve the problem, but makes whoever's solution that was just solved feel like it had been solved

bandaid solution is when a person gets a free $100 voucher after falling off the balcony at a mall. The guy is still in hospital, but now he feels like justice was served somehow

by PSloth March 29, 2015

The Platinum Solution

Spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to implement a shit collection of shit band-aid solutions on some existing piece of fucking shit.

Gov guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you spent a hundred bucks on that piece of shit car."
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, it's not gonna work. We better invest a few hundred K in improving it."
Gov guy 1: "You know you can get a solid, working car for $10,000, right?"
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, but then I'd have to admit that I threw away that initial hundred bucks, and I'm much too proud. So, you know, I'ma implement The Platinum Solution"

by PositiveZero April 14, 2008

final solution

Phrase referring to the ungodly evil plan to exterminate all Jews by Adolf Hitler and the Nazi pollitical party during WWII. Evolved between 1933 and 1941 as Hitler's political and military fortunes shifted, although Hitler himself made it clear in as early as 1924 that "it is necessary to rid Germany of all Jews."

Some accounts have Hitler and the Nazi party only wanting Jewish culture and it's beliefs removed from Germany, however it is commonly believed that he wanted them physically exterminated (dead).

Hitler wanted to administer the final solution to the Jewish population of Germany.

by ACG2x January 7, 2004

Red solution

When a redneck from the south with a small penis rubs mt.dew, redbull, and gas on his penis, then take 5 pills of Viagra and gets drunk and screws a cat in the back of his cummins truck.

Wow he really should do a red solution because of his small penis and he's from the south.

by Drew Shipley 69 February 2, 2014