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solutionism

Software application written to solve a non-existent problem. A solution in search of a problem
That code to track contents of your frig is solutionism at its finest
by Colonnade July 4, 2017
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Solutionism

Solutionism is the new optimism. A Maser Solutionist is an individual who has been certified in permaculture design and has evolved to excellence in 22 separate modalities of this sustainable and observational design science. ( Aquaponics, greenhouse management, farm business planning, organic gardening, natural pond design, cob house design, eco home design, fermentation, earthworks, etc). A master solutionist lives in harmony and congruence to regenerative action. A Master Solutionist never acts in force or fights for change. Master Solutionists vow to teach others and to show the norm of society by example how to live a congruent lifestyle. This lifestyle is in harmony with mankind and in nature. A Master Solutionist pays particular attention to their own cause and effect. They are also very keen to there local environment and support small businesses, but mostly supply themselves the majority of there own needs by growing and preserving food. They focus on themselves rather than what is wrong in the world, or with others in the government, or society. A Master Solutionist simply and peacefully stops participating in convenience mentality, globalization, or separatism.

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Adriane Hovey 2016
Solutionism is the new optimism!
by be a solutionist January 16, 2018
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Campus Solutions

Campus Solutions - A sorry excuse of a student record system used by the University of Nottingham. Unable to give you basic information about a student, almost like its creators want you to die.
Holy fucking shit not another SQL error message, Campus Solutions is crap. Who were the son of a bitches who thought purchasing this system was a good idea? Fuck the University of Nottingham.
by TheVC March 6, 2021
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solutioning

A word many business people misuse to describe the process of creating a solution. These people need a grammar lesson and should be fired immediately.
I am an idiot so I will spend my day solutioning a way to deal with my stupidity.
by Scranth April 9, 2008
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BSD SOLUTIONS

A company of very good looking people who are devoted to the highest quality of electrical installation. Workers are young, confident and very, very rediculously good looking.
The pipe is my paint, the bender is my brush, the ceiling is my canvas.... I am an electrical artist for BSD solutions.
by Greenlee Davinci April 4, 2010
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ghetto solutions

It’s when you make do with what you have.
(Your friend has to use the bathroom on a long road trip)
You: pee in the bottle
Ur friend: that’s some ghetto solutions
by Derpderpdud_2788 August 1, 2017
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Solutions Architect

Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.

Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.
John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?

Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect

John: Ah right.
by perumbo February 26, 2010
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