greek smudge

brown poo stains left in the toilet after a dinner of hearty greek food. they may take several flushes before they begin to fade away.

"Bill ate greek food last night and greek smudged his tiolet to hell."

by MyBigFatGreekSmudger April 9, 2009

Smurgn

A not experienced gamer (newbie, lucky or boosted) who has a not deserved high rank.
In online gaming, a Smurgn is an inexperienced player who uses a bought account to deceive other players into thinking he's a pro(he could also be a newbie, lucky or (boosted). The purpose is to pretend to be a pro-player in order to be insulted every match after have shown own skills.Normally is the humiliated and offended but no one is will ever be sure if is a pro or not.

A smurgn is actually the antonym of Smurf.
Replied to offences: Haha look at your rank noob, you are a looser. (last in points)

by Allevart May 9, 2018

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009

smorgasbored

When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.

- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.

by neoclassique August 4, 2009

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

shmurgy

A demented faguin of the highest order that creeps into your house at night and smells your dick, also on the way out it touches your pets with its elbow.

shmurgy is an ass raping butt pirate that will fuck your dog while you sleep.

by the dacktiss king December 3, 2013

smurgle

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

by Dorothy April 21, 2003