Slackturbating

When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.

Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.

by thug of the rings September 21, 2016

shassturbating

The act of vigorously inserting your thumb into and out of your rectum while masturbating in the shower.

Chris blew his load everywhere when he was shassturbating this morning.

by Mytinylittlehand May 7, 2017

sunsturbating

enjoying the first warm sunrays and short dresses of spring while movin possibly little.

'where u at? sunbathing?'
'i'm right here sunsturbating'

by porncasso March 24, 2021

Selfsturbating

the act of masturbating(actually or mentally) to your own photos, mirror reflections, etc.

"Hate those faggots, selfsturbating in the gym all the time. That's not what those mirrors are for!
"I remember this one time I caught my ex selfsturbating to her own nudes! Fuck!"

by Alex_Randall February 13, 2022

Smashturbating

Smashturbating is the verb of taking the hulk hands and then ravaging the midsection

(Got the definition from deadpool vs wolverine)

Ever since Wade got the hulk hands for Christmas I keep accidentally walking on him smashturbating.

by JrTp3rm December 3, 2024

Shlashturbating

Masturbating while wearing Freddie Krueger glove

Shlashturbating is fun

by SporkyBorky January 3, 2025