shovel break

When someone fucks you so hard in the ass that you shit yourself on the person that is fucking you

Timmy " my ass hurts form that shovel break today"

by shovel breaker January 23, 2017

shoelessed

A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.

These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job

by exzimbo February 7, 2009

shovel cats

Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.

Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2007

Shovel Hater

One who dislikes innovation. One who was against the first invention or idea of something that was later considered commonplace. Unwilling to change because of tradition or convention.

Phil: "Guys don't listen to Jim, shovels are a terrible idea. If we just use our hands we can save our resources to do something else and be more efficient."
-later-
Steve: "Ugh Phil is so stupid! Using our hands blows!"
Rob: "Yea, I know; Hes such a shovel hater."

"Why would I get an iPhone when I have a perfectly good Nokia phone right here."-shovel hater

"The sun obviously revolves around the earth"- shovel hater

by desomond May 11, 2015

I like your shoelaces

A Supernatural reference widely used to distinguish Tumblr users from non-Tumblr users, the correct response being, "Thanks, I stole them from the president." A conversation between Dean Winchester and Ben Braeden.

Person 1: "I like your shoelaces!"
Person 2: "Thanks, I stole them from the president."

by Angel of Thursday July 12, 2018

shoten zenjin

Shoten Zenjin is a borrowed Chinese word for the protective forces of nature.
In Nichiren Buddhism, the term Shoten Zenjin is included as part of the silent prayers while doing gongyo, which is chanting Nam Myoho Renge Kyo (Daimoku) and then the Lotus Sutra is chanted in between. To learn Gongyo practice one can go to the Soka Gakai website at the sgi-usa.org website and click on either slow or fast gongyo to listen and learn. Daimoku, the chanting of Nam Myoho Renge Kyo is paramount repeatedly for as long as possible in order to empower one's self to reach their full potential.

Shoten Zenjin are the protective forces of nature. Nam Myoho Renge Kyo (Naum Myo-Ho Rain-Gay Kyo) Nam (devotion to) Myoho (the mystic law) Renge (lotus) Kyo (sound). Nichiren Buddhists chant extra when problems or challenges arise.

by Arizona Mildman November 28, 2009

shovelware

1. Software that is hastily made, without proper testing, and 'shoveled' down consumers throats in order to make some quick cash.

2. Software that is preloaded onto a computer, that does nothing but slow down performance and does nothing beneficial, but is added in order to increase price or add appeal into purchasing a computer.

1. Battlefield 2: Special Forces Expansion Pack is a recent example of shovelware; it causes CTD's, system failures, massive performance decreases, and addresses NONE of the original game problems.

2. Frank bought a computer just because it had a lot shovelware preloaded onto it, and now it takes 45 minutes to start up.

by night141 November 28, 2005